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True Love #31
True love is getting a dozen roses on Valentine’s Day…or is it?
Ever since you quit the very lucrative time travelling transport business (your slogan was “When you absolutely needed it there yesterday. Seriously.”), you’ve had to be very careful when packages arrive. Today’s surprise (boring/old/regular) delivery of a dozen roses will cause you to panic […] -
Dusty, True Love
True Love #30
True love can be found on the internet with the screenname “sexyluvr2579.” You started receiving the messages about a month ago, each one signed with “your creepy internet stalker.” They always followed those four words with a “haha” and an anime smiley.
(^_~)
or sometimes even
\(^o^)/
You’re not laughing, though. You know better. The person is going to […] -
Dusty, True Love
True Love #29
02.12.07 | Permalink | 2 CommentsTrue love is saving the last bullet for yourself.
When your significant other’s skin starts to turn yellowish-green, the other members of your group became concerned. John, your bassist turned self-appointed leader of your group has been doing a lot of whispering to Big Mike, one of your roadies. They cast wary glances in your direction. […] -
Dusty, True Love
True Love #28
True love is braving an actual blizzard to get your loved one a delicious DQ Bizzard® .
Your weekend getaway in the mountains hasn’t exactly gone as planned. First, your partner sprained his/her leg while you were extreme sled boarding (yes, it’s what it sounds like. Also, you do it naked). Then, the generator that was […] -
Dusty, True Love
True Love #27
True love is putting your shower sex fantasy on hold until you move out of the dorms.
This one’s pretty self-explanatory, I think. -
Dusty, True Love
True Love #26
02.09.07 | Permalink | 2 CommentsTrue love is facing the scorn of an ignorant society to wed a bear!
Marrying a bear isn’t legal…yet. That’s why you’re going to build a time machine and travel to the future. You’re sure that once they start allowing same-sex marriages, the flood gates will open and everyone will be allowed to marry pretty much […] -
Dusty, True Love
True Love #25
True love is saving the last bullet for him/her.
When your significant other’s skin starts to turn pallid, the other members of your group became concerned. Dave, your manager turned self-appointed leader of your group has been doing a lot of whispering to Gary, one of your roadies. They cast wary glances in your direction. You […] -
Dusty, True Love
True Love #24
02.19.06 | Permalink | 2 CommentsTrue love is understanding that sometimes it is better to not have true love than to have bad true love.
Basically, this is a cop out for me because I forgot to write one and didn’t want to force myself to write a bad one.
(Thanks, Nick.) -
Dusty, True Love
True Love #23
True love means probably giving up the bowling trophy this year.
After listening to another “we should do more things together” spiel, you agree to let your significant other join your bowling team. One of your teammates just told you last week that they’re going to have knee surgery, leaving the rest of you shocked and […] -
Dusty, True Love
True Love #22
True love is kinda like the Winter Olympics.
The two of you go together like cross-country skiing and rifle shooting.
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