Guess who is getting moved to a new, above ground office with giant windows.
Guess who will not have to suffer from back sweat or fight bitter cold winds during treks to and from the parking lot.
Guess who is getting a lounge with a spacious cafe.
Guess who will be able to order out for lunch, walk […]
“I don’t know what to get my grandma for Christmas.”
“Does your grandma walk outside much? I’m buying mine grips to attach to the bottom of her shoes.”
“My grandma doesn’t have feet. They were amputated 10 years ago.”
Someone discovered his health benefits haven’t been deducted from his pay since he started his job.
Someone owes Blue Cross/Blue Shield a shitload of money.
Someone’s next paycheck is going to be hella small.
Someone else thinks this is funny.
Maybe it’s my inherent love of marketing or maybe it’s the giant pimple that has taken up residence on my left ear lobe (yes, it hurts), but I would like to see ARoB take a new direction. Personally, blogging has always been a great outlet for frustration and good stories during my college years, but […]
Two young Mormons found themselves on my doorstep last Thursday night. I kept their company long enough JUST so I could ask them if they were planning to vote for Mitt Romney.
“We’re not here to make a political statement.”
Through their visit, I found out that Mormons believe Jesus visited the Native Americans.
Since the Mormons’ […]
It’s always polite to share, so here is the Halloween card made and given to me by Koworker Katie:
I’m a little bummed that someone else got “No, I won’t place my wand in your Chamber of Secrets.”