The following is the greatest penis-enlargement spam subject I have yet to see:
“Beat her womb with your new big rod, so that she knew who wears the pants!”
These spammers should be stepping in and writing for Jay Leno so there can be new episodes again. Hell, they should be writing for every show. TV would be changed forever.
Anyone else get any great spam lately?

“Don’t waste your life with your right hand. Get a girl, viagra, and have fun…” This sounds close to rape.
“pole drive that pussy with confidence. Add some length with Inchul Kloc”
“Oh don’t stop its so big :), Want it to hang?”
“How do you do? keith the simple answer is, your penis is way too small for her” Having the audacity to possibly offend some people is probably the worst marketing ploy ever.
“No medicine can satisfy your cock needs as ours,” which almost makes it seem like they’re advertising something else