True love is facing the scorn of an ignorant society to wed a bear!
Marrying a bear isn’t legal…yet. That’s why you’re going to build a time machine and travel to the future. You’re sure that once they start allowing same-sex marriages, the flood gates will open and everyone will be allowed to marry pretty much whatever the hell they want. Build the machine big enough for two, set that thing for February 14, 2011 (Awwww!), and get ready for matrimonial bliss (for the few months out of the year that your mate is hibernating)!
I will say this again (and again) but I love how diverse your wedding party is. It really shows the progressive nature of the times in 2011.
Oh man! I actually intended to change that to 2012 before I posted it. (The thinking being that 2012 would be an election year, and the Democrats might try this to ensure their place in office for another four years. Maybe it would be too controversial and dividing, though.)