True love means probably giving up the bowling trophy this year.
After listening to another “we should do more things together” spiel, you agree to let your significant other join your bowling team. One of your teammates just told you last week that they’re going to have knee surgery, leaving the rest of you shocked and desperately in need of a fourth. “I’ll have to run it past the rest of the team,” you’ll say. Your two remaining teammates will be suspiciously eager to have your lover join the team, even though it means reregistering as a mixed-gender team and a new league night.
You’ll change your tune, though, when you see the turkey flashing on the electronic scoring machine for the third time this game. It turns out your lover has a secret past as a local bowling legend.
Maybe that trophy isn’t so out of reach this year after all.
