You never celebrate Valentine’s Day. You prefer to call it “Singles Awareness Day.” This year is different, though. When you come home half-cocked from your favorite dive, you’ll see it in your dog’s eyes. Feelings will swell up inside of you. Feelings you haven’t felt in years.
Make sure you close all the blinds and turn that Barry White way up, Casanova. You’re headed down a road that is illegal pretty much everywhere.
NOT in west virginia.
Assuming the dog weighs over 45 lbs.
EL OH EL