Sometimes true love means leaving the one you love behind.
Time to put the pedal to the floor, partner. You’re going to have to drive pretty fast if you want to make it across the state line. You just hope that your significant other’s view of the top of your car isn’t obscured by anything once the police catch up to you.
It took two cans of spray paint, but you got your final love note painted just in time.
It all depends on that Channel 4 chopper now…
