Ugh. What a crappy day. I overslept, was forced to take a cold shower, and now have a headache. Earlier today I began writing a parody of “First Day of My Life” by Bright Eyes, but I have since forgotten all of the words (I was writing it on imaginary paper in my brain, you see).
The day can only get better, I think. At the very least, I hope, it continues on it’s currently dismal path and does not decide to get worse.
- A few ways that my day could possibly get worse:
- I could be run over by a rogue forklift while traveling through the factory on some undoubtedly ridiculous errand.
- I could catch fire from one of the candles on my “Happy 1 Year of Employment!” cake. This is rather unlikely since such a cake does not exist…yet.
- I could forget the fork that is necessary to eat the leftover pasta that I brought for lunch. (I just realized that this has already happened. Shit.)
- Ways my day could get better:
- There are about a bajillion things that could do this.
- Seriously.
Yours is the first face that I saw
I think I was blind before I met you
Now I don’t know where I am
I don’t know where I’ve been
But I know where I want to go
It’s really been one year of employment already? I was not awares. I’m sure the day will only get better…at least you’re providing new things for me to read on the site.
Yes, today marks one year of employment. It doesn’t seem that long to me, either.