I read the 1979 Sears WishBook!
Beat that.
In other news: I am so ready to pack up Ms. Helga and take a break. Thanksgiving is much-needed this year, if for nothing other than a complete collapse into my family. I’m certifiably exhausted from keeping myself moving from day to day. So, come Wednesday at 5:00, I’ll be skipping down Burrowes, boarding the Blue Loop, grabbing my car, stopping by my humble flat to pick up Ms. Lola and driving as fast as possible away from all that is Centre County. 
I’ll do you one better, I did not work today! I slept until noon and am currently still in my pajamas!