Since Hoover can post little inside joke-things that nobody understands, here is a message that I sent to Nick earlier. I was reading the ever wonderful Dinosaur Comics! when I was reminded of this memory, circa 8th grade Earth & Space (we think.):
NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE HARASSED.
Me: haha remember that time we made fun of Alex*s Collarin* and called her "Lex Luthor" and then there was that picture of her bald and the wig was made out of dog? Do you remember that? Oh my.
Now Nick and I are reminiscing about high school! It is actually pretty fun. What is your favorite high school memory/inside joke thing?
Now Nick is bringing up an unfortunate incident in the locker room involving my unconscious head and an unwavering bathroom sink. I am not sure I want to talk to him anymore.
Well, as I mentioned to you online, the time when you told D. Powell to “keep going” while he was cueing up the end of West Side Story ranks right at the top of my list.
Haha high school was great! Why did I ever pass out of it?
Get it, “pass out”? That is like what happens when my oxygen is cut off!
High school totally ruled!
Remember that time you put a Master lock through Jimmy’s lip? Haha.
I would say my favorite memory was when Mr. Young tackled an escaping Mike Walker in the library.
Or maybe my favorite memory was of Mr. Pappas lying to us about our class money, and then investing it for us in a bench that we didn’t want.
Honestly, I can’t remember much about high school besides D. Powell being awesome and Schwabby hitting on Nick and blowing ass.
Haha that was my lip, Hoover! I put the lock through my own lip! I have the barely-visible-anymore scar to prove it!
My favorite part about that was that absolutely no one knew what really happened. Still don’t. It is kinda great, since the real story is not nearly as glamorous.
8th grade is middle school!
OH WAIT! I’m talking to a group of severely deprived North Clarion kids…
Sorry guys!
Glad to hear you at least had a locker room…
really, I’m just “snarky” because I have no one to share my favorite high school memories with. like that time when that thing happened at that one place! with that guy who did something with someone! but everyone really thought it was someone else! yeah, remember that time?!
STOP BEING SO VAGUE.
Ok, now I have to add something. Remember when Schwabby made fun of Jeremy Kaltenbach’s squeaky annoying as shit voice? He said something unintelligible as always and she was like “wah wah wah, what?” Or something along those lines. Haha.
I believe there was also a time in bio when Adam Lutz was giving a presentation, and he laughed and Mr. Woolcock laughed and it was like there was an echo. Or that time in bio when Pappass spied us sniffing each other’s shoes.
Or that time Casey’s alligator pen blew up in Woolcock’s class. That was amusing.
Or that time Mandy kept sniffing her chair in Moore’s class and was trying to figure out who sat in it before her.
OMG ROFL! I farted in math class!