Tonight was pretty much the complete opposite of today. It seemed like time had decided that it was sick and tired of flying, sick and tired of even going at a regular pace. Tonight time was crawling. I slept for a good 2 hours, but it felt like I had slept for about 15 days.
Have you ever fallen asleep after eating ranch dressing? I woke up with the grossest taste in my mouth ever.
This weekend I found myself in posession of a case of Molson Canadian Light, which has some of the greatest labels ever (”Twin Label Technology”).
Keith had the idea to make some Dane Cook(who is hilarious, by the way)-inspired ones. With nothing better to do, I first made a blank template and then made these two labels (click for full size):


the lyrics for that song are not really very good.

Dusty, you are brilliant.