I was sick of seeing people being mowed down by the “beautiful truck” or the “sexy truck,” so I created THE SHORT BUS (Feel free to hit people who deserve it. No, seriously, punch them.):
You’ve been hit by the…
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| SHORT BUS ”[][’|;.,_
|__…..______”[]=|=_’|
”’|(@ )”"””””””‘”–|(@ )
ONCE YOU’VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL PROBABLY DIE MAYBE! DO NOT PASS THIS ON OR ELSE YOUR FRIENDS WILL ALSO BE MENTALLY DEFICIENT LIKE YOU!
I made another:
You’ve been hit by the….
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|STUPID INTERNET CHAIN LETTER THING THAT IS HONESTLY TOO BIG TO FIT INSIDE A TRUCK BECAUSE IT IS SO STUPID. THIS TRUCK CLEARLY CANNOT CONTAIN IT. | ‘|”"”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
“(@ )’(@ )”"”"*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
I think I just peed a little.
I am totally hitting people with those busses at least once…maybe twice.
: ) you just made my long, dead tired, horrible day so happy!
Ok, so I am totally drawing a blank - what did we used to call the drinks we made in high school with orange juice, cranberry juice, and vodka? Something relating to Jesus? I can’t remember…help me out, I’m desperate!
Lindsie, I didn’t start drinking alcohol until I turned 21 in June, but I believe the name you are looking for is “Awesomer than Jesus.”
Enjoy!